Sex with inanimate objects

Thirty some years ago when my friends and I would get together for a chat or a walk around the neighborhood in Amman, the topic of discussion would always some how veer into who had sex with what inanimate objects around the house. Usually, the answers would vary according to the individual and his personality but everybody in the end comes to an agreement that the mattress gets the lion share of our inanimate sex. Back in the seventies adult toys weren't that popular in Jordan or at least I wasn't aware of their existence. For our personal arousal we mainly depended on contraband smuggled black and white nude women pictures, even those were very hard to come by, and the fortunate one of us that would put his hands on one would pass it along to five hundred other friends to see it. Little did we know that the market is awash with adult sex toys? In my opinion sex with inanimate object is perfectly normal thing to do especially for those of us that are totally and completely deprived of a husband, a wife, a boy friend or a girl friend. What else would one do in the absence of the real thing, an alternative had to be created to fulfill one's fantasy, and the closest alternative would have to be inanimate object. I know someone is going to pull the moral card and say what about abstinence, hey, if abstinence works for you it may not work for the next person so as might as well not preach to us about something that ninety nine percent of the people aren't going to comply with it. Now, if someone wants to expand the horizon of their fantasy and move beyond the mattress thing and into something more modern, technologically advanced, and medically sanitary, I don't see why not. I think that human fantasy is limitless, it takes the person beyond the obvious and into another realm full of things that are very strange, non traditional, and exquisite. So if inanimate objects are something that you are interested in trying; go for it, don't let anything hold you back, but make sure that you do it in the privacy of your own provided private space. You don't want to get caught red handed with your pants down like our friend the Polish guy who got caught doing it with the Henry vacuum cleaner in the middle of the floor in an open space. Have a happy encounter with whatever inanimate object of your choice.